Oh how you made my day, muffin. With your lemony sweetness and subtle poppyseed undertones. The day is brighter now that I have consumed you. And the fact you were a gift makes you doubly sweet, though I would pay any price for your delectable contents. In this time of distress, the joy you bring should be shared around the world!…or at least campus.
Carry on, Lemon-poppyseed muffin. Carry on.
