The Bitchy Sandwich Artist
Our sandwich artist during this particular visit to Subway was either having a bad day, or is simply not a nice person. She started off with a tart tone of voice, that quickly progressed into an all-out disgust for life itself.
The result: An explosion of maynaise that covered mostly her shirt, and not much else
Instant karma much?! She was pissed. The best part is that she continued her bitchy antics by throwing the mayo bottle in the sink, and squirting a ridiculous amount of mayo on Martyn’s sandwich. Martyn likes his pepper, but after that, Martyn did not dare ask for more pepper, and suffered the measly amount his ‘artist’ supplied.
Martyn and I could not stop laughing for a major of our lunch. It was quite amazing.
